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1. (I Love You) (2789↑, 241↓)
The three hardest words to say in the English Language.

When done properly, side effects include: A seeming absence of your stomach, silence, perhaps tears, and an overwhelming joy.

2. (i love you) (1289↑, 288↓)
3 words that should never be said to someone unless you mean it. because sometimes people believe it when you dont mean it. and you break hearts.

Steve:i love you allison Allison:i love you too steve later that night steve:o kelly lets have sex kelly:what about allison Steve: o her were over. next day Steve: o hey allison i love you baby.

3. (I love you) (839↑, 497↓)
If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me." If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."

The only person who ever loved you was your mother.

4. (I Love You) (376↑, 58↓)
ugh all these other definitions suck. sure guys use it to get laid and girls say it sometimes just to see what will happen, but not always. real love exists. and if you really mean it, these three words are the purest ones you will ever say. when you find the person you want and they say it to you.. your entire world just lights up. like... colors just glow, the air seems sweeter and thicker, everything feels lighter. you just feel warm and you smile all the time for no reason. sounds like a certain drug, hmm? love is a cure-all. in your darkest hour, it's just enough to know it's there. never give up, you will find it. and once you find it, please don't let go.

"i love you." "how could anyone ever love me? are you joking?" "no way. i will spend the rest of my days proving it to you until you believe me."

5. (i love you) (767↑, 546↓)
the three magical words that get a girl into bed. the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc. the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie. should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up. the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.

person 1: i love you. person 2: i love you too. person 1: so... person 2: lets make hot monkey love\! person 1: OKAY\! ---- girl 1: he said he loves me. girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other. girl 1: i just love him so much. girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous. ---- person 1: i love you. person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you. person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try. ---- person 1: i love you. person 2: i love... spending time with you. (then person 1 doesn't call back) ---- this last one doesn't need an explanation

6. (i love you) (441↑, 229↓)
Its a computer virus. Err...passionate saying. that too

EMAIL: I love you OPEN *clik* 000011111111100101001010111111111110000010100000000000100000000000000001111111110000000000001*your computer is f**ked*0010111000100101010100101

7. (i love you) (282↑, 89↓)
A combination of words that have become very common in today's society. Especially if one is in a highschool setting, the words "I love you" are not unique. Today, the words I love you is spoken or written to much and most oftenly means, I lust after you. Once a child hits puberty, he/she automatically believes he/she is in love.

It's 2005, I'm 16 you're hott, you're a guy and I'm a girl. I love you.

8. (I love you) (451↑, 293↓)
...like a fat kid love cake.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

9. (I Love You) (179↑, 41↓)
The three most hardest words to say in the english language...but that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.

Person 1: Hi\! I LOVE YOU\! Stranger: ok...I love you, too

10. (i love you) (203↑, 109↓)
Lots of guys say it...then they cum.

"Oh, baby. I love you so much...aaaaahhhh...oooooh. Okay, now get outta my bed"

11. (I love you) (181↑, 99↓)
Something I mean with all of my heart...even when I'm going through [PMS]

JB: Would you please stop being such a bitch Me: But baby, I love you\!\! Justin, I love you

12. (i love you) (89↑, 16↓)
Perhaps the hardest thing to tell the ones you really love. It's easy to tell someone you love them or hate them etc. jokingly but when you REALLY mean it they can be the hardest, and truest words you will ever say.

Guy: I love you so much\! Girl: (hardest, but truest words ever said) I love you too\!\!\!\!\! * ephipany you actually know you both REALLY mean it\<3

Author: Inlovewithyou\<3 http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/2559728
13. (i love you) (67↑, 8↓)
the three words that are said way to much, but are never said enough.

i love you russell\!

Author: Jessica + Russell\<3 http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/3688157
14. (i love you) (96↑, 37↓)
8 leters to spell love, funny 8 letters in bullshit too.

bby, i love you forever. (beep beep bullshit alert)

15. (I Love You) (64↑, 9↓)
Is there an absolute meaning to the words 'I Love You?' Or is it purely subjective? The concept of true love is what we search for all our lives. Yet love is one of the most misunderstood concepts of all. What people really want more than anything else is to be loved unconditionally; to be accepted for who we are, and still be loved. Sometimes we will do some crazy things, in the name of love. Love is actually the choice one makes to put someone's wishes, desires and needs above our own. If a guy says these three simple words to a girl and means it, then every second he spends with her, every time he hears her voice, every kiss, every laugh, every joke, every argument- is the best moment of his life. When you really mean it, you'll never get tired of saying or hearing these words. When you're in love, you'd rather hear the other person's voice than sleep. You care more about them than you care about yourself. You'll never let the other say they love you more. You could go on and on trying to define your feelings for that person but you'll never find words to accurately explain. I can easily define these words because I know from personal experience. I'm in love and I don't care who knows it. I love you Drew.

Drew: I love you Tay. Taylor: I love you too. Drew: Well...I love you more\! Taylor: No you don't\! Two camels in a tiny car\! Ha\! Drew: (grumble grumble...)

16. (I Love You) (56↑, 6↓)
The sweetest thing one person can tell another. Should only be said if meant.

Person One:I love you. Person Two: I love you too. Person One: I mean it. Person Two: You made my day.

17. (I love you) (142↑, 96↓)
The way I feel about you Melissa. You've made me happier than I ever thought possible. I never want to be without you again and I want to spend the rest of our lives together. That would make me the happiest person alive.

Dan: I love you Melissa: I love you too, honey.

18. (i love you) (106↑, 61↓)
The three words that make a girl feel really really special (only if they are said right) i luv u and i lv you doesnt work it has to be I LOVE YOU. And then, maybe, if she loves you too, she may take her clothes off *sigh* guys these days?

I love you more than anything in the world, your my everything and i adore you.

19. (I love you) (42↑, 7↓)
Three words that you say if your heart truly belongs to someone. That you would die for them.

Guy:I love you jess. Girl:I love you too.

20. (i love you) (60↑, 28↓)
The three words that a girl craves for. In a guys eyes, the exact words that you say just to get the girl in the bed. I love you means something at some point. But when you are a teenager and a guy pressures you to have sex and they say "If you love me, you'll do this" it is the direction to regret and guilt. trust me i know. I love you are the words that contain the pain that a girl finds after she makes that mistake. I love you, are only words.

guy: i love you girl: i love you too a few days later guy: wanna have sex? girl: no, not now guy: If you love me, you'll have sex with me girl: okay she regrets everyday and hears those words during her sleep

21. (I love you) (30↑, 2↓)
A common saying that is said between a male and a female that are both in a serious relationship together.

I love you...Please don't ever leave me. I know it may seem a little too early to be saying this, but I want to say this now before it's too late. I love you. We've only been dating for a couple of months, but girl I love you. You make me happy. I love you.

22. (i love you) (49↑, 29↓)
Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.

REAL: "I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends." "I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will." FAKE: "I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?" "Ohhh that's so cute\! Let's go\!"

Author: paulmakespasties http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/1939434
23. (I Love You) (26↑, 7↓)
It is words used by people who are in Love with each other, They would do anything for the other person, They would tell them things they wouldn't share with anyone, They are happy and smitten, It gives them a reason to live. Just thinking about that person puts a smile on their face and makes their day perfect, They would go through anything and go anywhere for you, It leads people to marriage and having kids. They would give you everything you need and be Content with just being with you and seeing you happy. The only thing they would want to change about you is your last name.

Andrew: I Love you so much I can't fall asleep because reality is better than my dreams. xXx Caitlin: Awwwww, I feel the same about you -Kisses Andrew- I Love You. -puts head into Andrew's chest- XxX

24. (i love you) (27↑, 17↓)
the most hard word to say. u only say this if you mean it. its not meant to get a girl in bed or to just lie to ur gf/bf to say it and then dump him/her the next day. if you really love someone u will feel like crying, laughing, and u become anxious and overjoyed before u tell that certain someone tht u love them. its cute.

brooke: i have to talk to u jim: am i in trouble? brooke: o god no\! i just want to tell you something tht is really important to me. i hope you feel the same jim: ok what is it? its ok dont be afraid u can tell me anything and i wont ever hurt you i promise brooke: well....i love you jim: REALLY? brooke: yes jim: wow i was going to tell you the same thing tonite too brooke: RELE? jim: yes brooke: i love you jim: i love you more

Author: i'llalwaysloveYOU http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/4514299
25. (i love you) (25↑, 16↓)
a phrase that boys use to get in a girl's pants.

chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now." hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend." christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants." ^^she knows whats up.

26. (I love you) (11↑, 7↓)
Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa. OR... To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa. AND... The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT. Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.

1. *8 month relationship* Guy: I love you Girl: I love you too. *Gets on one knee* Guy: Will you marry me? Girl: Yes\! 2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it) A: Asshole tries to build feelings. *Did it work? *YES -\> Go to B. NO -\> repeat A* B: Asshole plays with feelings. *Did it work? YES -\> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -\> You fucked up.* C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY) *Did it work? YES -\> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -\> You fucked up. Start over* D: Break up with them. *Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*

Author: Sephirion/Taeron http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/5350662
27. (I love you) (2↑, 0↓)
I love you” means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do not wish to change you into someone else. It means that I will love you and stand by you even through the worst of times. It means loving you even when you’re in a bad mood, or too tired to do the things I want to do. It means loving you when you’re down, not just when you’re fun to be with. “I love you” means that I know your deepest secrets and do not judge you for them, asking in return that you do not judge me for mine. It means that I care enough to fight for what we have and that I love you enough not to let go. It means thinking of you, dreaming of you, wanting and needing you constantly, and hoping you feel the same way for me.

person 1 - I love you person 2 - I love you to.

Author: diamonds are forever. http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/6389923
28. (i love you) (2↑, 2↓)
Katie loves Jake the most, She always has and always will.

katie: i love you the most (: jake: no no no katie: yes you cant argue it now its a known fact

29. (I love you) (0↑, 1↓)
One of the most told lies of all time.

I love you... LIAR

Author: caligaliforyouuu http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/6221699
30. (I love you) (0↑, 1↓)
The most heart warming words you can ever hear. Words that are usually hard to believe and used as a joke but once you find the THAT person, when they say those three words every other thought just goes away. Also the words i will never ever get tired of saying to Riley. You make my life worth living, even when everything else is shit. I want you forever.

Riley: i love you baby Helena: i love you too

31. (I Love You) (2↑, 3↓)
I Love You A way of saying goodbye. I.E., One Love. I = Roman Numeral for 1. The comma between love and the word you is implied. When most people say goodbye to someone for whom they have a romantic or familial love, they often just say "Love you", with the I--since speaking from the first person is already understood--being implied. Okay, I'm leaving. I love you"--implied, "Okay, I'm leaving. I Love, you.

Okay, I'm leaving. I love you"--implied, "Okay, I'm leaving. I Love, you.

32. (I love you) (0↑, 2↓)
a general term that players say to you to make you fall for them.

" Hey babe.. I love you"

Author: Stranger124153426132132 http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/6163524
33. (I love you) (2↑, 4↓)
3 words that mean shit and are randomly thrown together in a sentence. 3 words that some people NEED to hear and some people hate to hear. sometimes said, just to be said. when said, it could scare people into leaving. 3 words that are supposed to be the highest term of affection. these words are casually thrown around by people who have no idea what its like to love someone and have them not love them back. words to be said to get into a girls pants, but only stupid girls fall for that. it could be meant truly by someone, but its not always NEEDED to be said, sometimes just shown

girl: "i love you." boy "....." boy "i love you" girl " oh thats greatt...."

34. (i love you) (37↑, 42↓)
something boys never mean.

boy in june: i love you more than words could ever say. boy in october: i love //her// more than words could ever say.

35. (i love you) (36↑, 41↓)
The pick up line that stopped working in the eighties. Saying it too quickly will undoubtably result in you looking like a crazy stalker.

Girl 1:...and then he said "I love you Carol\!". Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice... Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy\! Girl 2: He's such a stalker...

36. (i love you) (66↑, 72↓)
three words that don't mean shit. is always a lie if it is just used by itself. the only time it's for real is if that person says more to it.

"i love you" LIE.. "i love you. you make me feel so special. thanks for being there for me, man." TRUE...

37. (i love you) (52↑, 64↓)
The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.

Boy: I love you. Girl: Aww I love you too\! Boy: Can we have sex now?\!?\!?

38. (i love you) (19↑, 32↓)
has the same number of letters as bullsh*t. i love you= 8 letters bs= 8 letters

person 1: i love you p2: really? p1: yeah (thinks in head NO)

39. (i love you) (6↑, 20↓)
three words used by guys to get into girl's pants.

"Babe, I only want to sleep with you because [I love you]."

40. (I love you) (13↑, 27↓)
I Love You commonly used by a man to a woman just so he can get laid. it is the male ace in the hole one it comes to getting ass from a woman. Normaaly, the women fall right for this trick and give their male compainon sexual intercourse or "the bum bum sexings".

Woman: Why should we do it i don't know if we are ready yet. Man: Honey, I love you and thats all that should matter. Woman: Oh my god........Lets have the bum bum sexings.

Author: The Mclovein Is here http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/2565072
41. (i love you) (22↑, 40↓)
Something said in ending a long dead relationship. It's usually followed by [but] in this case it means "I don't want to hurt you, but i can't stand being near you, you irritate me and i dont know how long it will be before i take an axe to either one of us, please don't cry". Usually coupled with [it's not you it's me]

"I love you but I need time alone" "I love you but it's not working"

42. (i love you) (24↑, 45↓)
(Eye Luv U) Phrase. 1) Declaration of affection. 2) Words of truth when spoken by women, words of lust spoken by a man. 3) Last resort when trying to get laid. 4) The shortest road to Blowjobs and anal sex. 5) A complete and total farce in modern society. 6) Words spoken into a mirror by Hollywood celebs. 7) Yeu Eng Em: Vietnamese for Here’s a pungi stick, hope you die.

i love you 1) Honey, I love you. 2) Bob, I love you? Oh Sally, I loe you too... 3) I'm not just some guy, I love you... 4) "Can I put in in your butt?" NO\! "Please?" NO\! "I won't stick it all the way in." NO\! "I love you." Ok, go ahead. 5) I love you...until I find someone else or I just decide that love is a fleeting emotion and waiste of our time pretending to be in love for the sake of the children or a tax break. It's cheaper to be with you and split expenses so rather than go find true love, with someone who will eventually drop me for someone else because they are no longer in love either, I'll just live this lie and cheat on you. 6) "I love you Paris Hilton". I love you back Paris Hilton. And we both love our extended and undeserved 15 minutes. 7) Yeu Eng Em, Ah you no fucka me in da ass bigga boy. "But I love you (Yeu Eng Em)" Oh, in dat case come give me da big whoppa in my rittle ass.

43. (i love you) (32↑, 53↓)
what i am going to say to aaron after i build up enough courage to do it.

I really do love you aaron\! you are my world\! YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE\!\!\!

44. (i love you) (17↑, 41↓)
i love you too\!

i love you, shawn, in a friendly not attractive way\!

45. (i love you) (5↑, 42↓)
A phrase used commonly by [word]Tang Fans[/word] to greet [word]Denny Tang[/word]

Fan952: I LOVE YOU DENNY\!\!\!\!\!

46. (I Love you) (8↑, 48↓)
What you say to someone to make the sex better

"I love you, let's Bufu"

47. (i love you) (28↑, 87↓)
When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.

Some idiot: I love you Some bitch: Wow\! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.

Author: You don't need to know my name. http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/1117635
48. (i love you) (12↑, 79↓)
3 words that are impossible to say and once said the girl thinks she owns you

me:i love you jasmine jasmine:ohhh thanx now buy me this shit and buy me that shit

Author: wtf u want my name for? http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/1517798
49. (i love you) (26↑, 101↓)
a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD\! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME\!\!\!\!\! LETS MAKE A BABY\!\!\! man: heh heh heh, works every time

Author: pimp daddy dollars http://i-love-you.urbanup.com/1027627
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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